It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.
(via vertisol)
This is what happens when I forget basic traits of canon characters.
rip
goodnight sweet heir
(via rufiosexual)
the best thing I ever did for homestuck
not really
jack i
(via rufiosexual)
Unconditionally Supportive Manatee! (IDK what this meme is called, so I named it. I assume he’s okay with that.)
one of the many reasons i love manatees
(( oh my god my heart))
cutest thing i have ever seen omfg
(Source: scienceandrollerskates, via chaystar)
| News: | A mans face was eaten off by another man. |
| Internet: | Lol, zombies |
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(Source: tush)
